Check back throughout the evening; I'll keep you updated on the progress of tonight's all-important showdown -- the Steelers vs. the Titans, of course. Why, what were you thinking?
Oh, yeah, the VP debate. Well, I'll update you on that, too. Here's the tale of the tape:
PAUL RYAN -- Strength: Can run a marathon in under 12 minutes.
Weakness: Paralyzing fear that at any moment he may be asked where Romney stands today on a given issue.
JOE BIDEN -- Strength: Never worries about whether he should say something that just popped into his head, since no Joe Biden thought has ever gone unexpressed.
Weakness: Let's face it, he's no Sarah Palin.